If you were expecting a serious FAQ section you'll be sadly disappointed, this is a list of questions people keep asking me! In future I plan to just direct them to this web page.

• Suzuki B-King

What do you want for your birthday?

• see Christmas list

What do you want to drink?

• mine's a Hoegaarden

Why won't my computer work?

• is it plugged in?
• have you tried turning it off and on again?
• is the screen switched on?
• are you a PICNIC?